[on the topic of bugs in the apartment]
Le boyfriend: You're going to wake up tomorrow morning...
Me: No. Stop it! I have nightmares about this kind of shit.
Le boyfriend: ... and you're going to wake up next to a giant bug.
Me: Kafka, you are not.
Le boyfriend: What?
Me: Kafka? The Metamorphosis?
Le boyfriend: Never heard of it.
Me: Did your school teach you nothing?!
Le boyfriend: No! We've gone over this. My school taught me nothing.
Le boyfriend: It was just a place to babysit your kids while the parents did drugs.
Le boyfriend: You're going to wake up tomorrow morning...
Me: No. Stop it! I have nightmares about this kind of shit.
Le boyfriend: ... and you're going to wake up next to a giant bug.
Me: Kafka, you are not.
Le boyfriend: What?
Me: Kafka? The Metamorphosis?
Le boyfriend: Never heard of it.
Me: Did your school teach you nothing?!
Le boyfriend: No! We've gone over this. My school taught me nothing.
Le boyfriend: It was just a place to babysit your kids while the parents did drugs.
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