Monday, February 10, 2014

No goth clothes for me

Soooo..... guess what didn't come today.  :(

ARGH, so frustrated!  The stupid package arrives at a postal center an hour away from my house, then gets shipped to a postal center 2 hours away from my house, then has no further status updates on the tracker since 8:55 A.M.!  In fact, it's still showing that it's due to arrive today.  Well... they have less than an hour to make that miracle happen.

And my lousy cold is returning full force... ugh.  Pity me.

u_u

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Comic Books and Clothes (beware of spoilers)

So, some good news today!  I woke up yesterday morning to an email that said my Heavy Red re-order had shipped!  And it's due in on Monday!!!  I can't wait for tomorrow now (if only I didn't have to go to work).

I've started reading Saga by Brian K. Vaughn.  So far so good... but there's still a few tropes present that mark it as the work of a male author.  Like we are shown that The Will is a "good guy" (or at least an anti-hero) because despite his negative qualities, he makes it his mission to free a young girl from sexual slavery.  Don't even get me started on Sextillian.  The other thing I'm concerned with is Gwendolyn, though I haven't gotten that far yet.  Visually, she's stunning.  She's quite possibly more beautiful than Alana, or at least on par with her.  But from my understanding of the Moonies (based on Volume 1), I thought they were more animalistic.  At least Marko has goat ears... but all Gwendolyn has are horns - horns which make her look more like a hot succubus than an animal-based alien race.  But I've only seen the one picture of her online since I haven't gotten to her appearance in the comic yet.

The story itself is engaging thus far.  The social commentary on war, religion, politics, and otherness is good, if occasionally strained.  The characters are often a tad more vulgar than I think is needed... regardless of race or gender.  It's as if this universe defaults on a certain level of crassness, which comes off as strange to me.  The only non-vulgar characters so far are background characters.  Shouldn't there be some main characters that are at the other end of the spectrum too?  Perhaps the intention is to showcase the effects of war on the inhabitants' psyches... but my grandfather served in WWII without losing his sense of self or decorum.  In fact, he joined the fight before he was even 18 by lying about his age to the recruiter.  But getting off this tangent- it just seems more like juvenile crassness than war-hardened vulgarity anyway.

This is probably starting to sound like I don't even like the book, huh?  I have a bad tendency of doing this.  I do actually like the book.  I'm admittedly on the fence about some stuff, but that's part of why I'm eager to read Volume 2 and see how things progress.  I really like Hazel and Izabel and Lying Cat. Alana and Marko are strong, interesting leads.  There's good pacing and suspense.  And the author does a good job of getting you attached quickly to characters that expire before the end of the Volume 1.  I really appreciate the way that motherhood in never shown as a detriment to Alana's character.  She remains both mentally and physically strong.  And the baby is portrayed well.  She doesn't get cast into obscurity the way some authors treat children or animals characters.  Nor does she get more attention than she should (no projection of adult characteristics or abilities on her).  The first volume talks about a lot of characters I can't wait to meet.  Everyone from Heist to Even!  Also, and I can't stress this enough, the artwork is absolutely breath-taking.  I adore Fiona Staples' work!

So... getting Volume 2 is my comic book priority at the moment.  I'm actually pretty lackluster about comic books right now due to the ending of Hellblazer and X-Factor.  I'm actually still waiting on the last issue of X-Factor since there seems to have been a mix-up with my pull list or I lost a bag.  Not really sure.  The ending of Hellblazer hurt a lot though.  I'll be brief since I really need to get dinner soon.  I didn't think it was the right ending.  Up til now, Epiphany had been through hell and back to be with John, to prove she was an equal capable of surviving the horrors of his life.  That's why he conceded to marriage.  But in the end, he pulls the trope of "it's too dangerous for you to come with me" and she caves.  Just like that.  BULLSHIT.  While I can see John resorting to this paternalistic "for your own good" savior complex routine, I cannot reconcile Epiphany just fucking bending over for it.  She's too strong of a character to put up with that kind of bullshit from John.  Even the horrors of what she went through surrounding John's death and her seeking solace in John's nephew were in no way anything all that out of the ordinary that would give me reason to believe she'd had a change of heart.  John's death/disappearance isn't enough for many of his adversaries to leave Epiphany alone (take Julian coming after Epiphany as an example) so it's not like she's that much safer on her own.  In fact, hiding out in that little Irish town seems a helluva lot safer than Epiphany staying in the big city and staying on everyone's radar.  Not that I think John would necessarily have the foresight to see this, but Epiphany should have been so perceptive. 

Now, if John had left in the middle of the night with nothing but a letter to Epiphany, leaving her no choice in the matter, then I would accept this ending.  (Especially if Epiphany had found a way to secretly follow him and call him out on his bullshit.)  Or if John had reasoned that taking Epiphany with him would have made it easier for his enemies to track him down because everyone knew she was alive, so if she suddenly disappeared it would be suspicious... that I could accept as a reason for them to split up.  But that's not how it's nuanced.  John just wakes up and realizes that keeping Epiphany with him means she'll be caught in the crossfire with his enemies some day in the future.  (Didn't we already get over this shit before the wedding?)  There's never any thought as to how bad shit's going to find him in this tiny Irish town, as the whole purpose of going there was to live out the rest of his days in complete mundanity, never being discovered and avoiding magic at all costs.  You can't just say that it'll suddenly be dangerous if Epiphany tags along unless you explain why (which I think I did a nice job of just a moment ago).  That's asinine! 

I mean, I'm sure Epiphany would be bored to death in a place like this, much as John seems to be... but she'd be living out the rest of her days in peace with the man she loves.  Shouldn't she at least have that choice?  Why is she suddenly a coward for whom their love is not strong enough?  I will reiterate that it makes more sense for her either to pursue John, to believe that staying put is protecting John, or for her to never be given a choice at all.  Anything else is character assassination.  I strongly feel that the author took her completely out of character merely to advance the plot and give the book a poetic ending rather than a realistic one based on where the characters' were taking it.  Instead of acknowledging John's growth as a character or the series' growth into new territory, they slaughtered the "newness" whole sale and brought the story back to its roots for an ending that was practically a retcon, leaving Epiphany and fans of the recent changes behind as casualties of war.  As if the end of the series wasn't bittersweet enough, this turned it to simply bitter.

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Plastic Bag of Doom and other non-sense



Why does my cat insist on pawing at things?  Specifically plastic bags, cardboard, paper....  Sometimes he extends his claws slightly to get a certain sound, but he never ever rips the item in question.  WTF?



While attempting to Google this, I came across this page: CatStuff: Why Does a Cat Do That.  Which led me to the most unintentionally obnoxious/hilarious line:

Why do cats like crinkly sounds?
Crinkly sounds are similar to the high-pitched noises of rodents, birds, and crickets, so the crisp, crinkly sound of a crumpled piece of paper or walking into a paper bag stimulates the cat's "prey response."

Hah!  Ha HA.  HAHhahHahAHAha!


Estel might be OK with the crinkly sound when he's pawing at the plastic bag, but goddamn... I can't even unload the groceries without him running in fear.  Getting cookies out of a box can result in my lap getting scratched up as he scrambles to run away from this oh-so-serious threat.  And don't even get me started on keys...  Seriously, we can't even use cat toys if the jingly bells are "too loud."

If these noises, particularly the crinkly sounds, are supposed to mimic his prey then why the fuck is my cat so terrified by them?   What in his past traumatized him so acutely?  Did his former owners do something weird?  Ugh, I wish I knew.


I just want my cat to stop being irrationally terrified of nearly everything...

 and to know why he insists on pawing every box and bag in the apartment.




Thursday, February 6, 2014

TBT OofD: Pink Lemonade

http://lookbook.nu/look/3165009-Charlotte-Russe-Pink-Beaded-Tube-Top-Black-Velvet
Throwback Thursday: Pink Lemonade

God, I miss this outfit.  It used to be one of my faves.  Sadly, there comes a time in some women's lives where going bra-less is no longer an option (unless your top has one of those awesome boob shelves).  I probably don't fit into those jeans anymore anyway... though maybe I'll have to see next time I'm visiting my parents' house.

Anyway, this picture was taken in Spring during my undergrad years (note the typical Spring snow... ugh.  I think it was around Easter actually.)  I love everything about this outfit, even the shoes which unfortunately are not in the picture.  I had these sweet, pointy toed backless shoes with kitten heels.  They were a pale perrywinkle with an iridescent sheen and handsewn beadwork.  And the earrings!  I used to wear those with everything!  I'm so upset that they broke.

I'm pretty sure most of what I was wearing came from Charlotte Russe.  That was my go-to store back then.  Definitely feeling some heavy nostalgia here.

Monday, February 3, 2014

Mom strikes again - Cooking Fun

I made lasagna last week (hot damn! it was delicious) but once again it seemed to take forever to cook.  Honestly, it probably should have cooked longer but we were starving.  So a couple days later when I was at my mom's...

me:  I don't know why my lasagna never cooks right.  I follow your recipe to the letter.

mom:  oh, well maybe it's the stove.  or maybe it's the pan you're using?

me:  I use the same damn glass pan that you use.

mom:  I don't use a glass pan.

me:  Yes, you do.  It's the same one you use for the sweet potatoes.

mom:  But I don't use it for the lasagna.

me:  Yes, you do.

mom:  No, I use the brown pan.

*Just told me last week that I could borrow the brown pan to transport cupcakes because it's my grandma's old pan from the 60s that she NEVER USES FOR ANYTHING.*

me: ...

mom:  It's probably the glass pan that's the problem.  Glass usually takes longer to cook than metal.

me:  I'm well aware...


*The next day*

me: Hunny, didn't mom give us that glass pan?

le boyfriend:  I dunno.

me:  I'm serious.  That wasn't something we bought together, right?

le boyfriend:  I don't think so.

me:  Goddamnit!  I knew it!  I swear to god I remember shopping at Target with mom and her buying that pan for me so I could specifically make lasagna in it!


Seriously... it's like she plans these things.

Sunday, February 2, 2014

OotD: Love in a Void


This might very well be one of my new favorite coordinates.  It makes me feel like a classy adult and a rockstar all at the same time.  Black on black with metal studs - it just doesn't get much better than that.  The only flaw is that I seem to have forgotten my dangly cross earrings when I took these photos.

Given the nearly monochromatic presentation, the accessories become huge focal points, bringing a touch of brightness with the ombre fade of the scarf and blinged out bag.  Both items are presents from my BFF.  You can find them and other Grace Adele brand accessories at her website: https://angelamarielee.graceadele.us



I'm wearing some of my standards of course - Lucky Brand leather jacket, Forever 21 skinny jeans, and my Strike Envy knock-off sunglasses.  The boots, however, are brand new.  I bought them to replace my favorite black boots which got a hole in them (thank a lot, dirty workplace that destroys all my shoes).  As sexy as these boots are, I'm still not wholly satisfied with them.  I feel like they're too plain and perhaps a little cheap.  They also run a bit big when I'm not wearing my heavy winter socks.  So it looks like I'll still be keeping my eyes out for replacement boots (and then these can become my new work boots).


The netted sweater is my greatest accident of the year.  I ordered Heavy Red's Savage World sweater but received this on accident.  (I'm actually still waiting for them to send me my Savage World sweater and a replacement for my defective Introspection of Love dress... c'mon, guys!  My tracking slip says you got my package on the 21st.  I'm getting a little nervous here!)  The sweater has a high front with a low back and slinks nicely off my shoulder due to the silkiness of the material.  I've been tossing it on over all kinds of shirts and dresses.  It's pretty awesome actually.



Saturday, February 1, 2014

Cat Stuff

I'm a bit concerned by whatever is going on with Estel's tail.  It's been looking rough.

If you look closely at this crappy picture you can see a little bit of the brown gunk that seems to be secreting from his skin and then clumping in his tail as his fur grows out.  Unfortunately he won't stay still long enough for a close up of the skin in good lighting.

My best guess so far is that he has "stud tail", which doesn't make a whole lot of sense considering that he's been neutered for a bajillion years and this is only something I've noticed for maybe the past year or so.  Another thought it possibly food allergies... though I don't think that would get him to secrete gunk on only the base of his tail.  And as for flea allergies... well, he doesn't have fleas.  Though he did catch them when we first moved to this apartment, but he shouldn't still be having an allergic reaction this long after they were eradicated.

Going back to stud tail though... honestly, stud tail sounds like seborrheic dermatitis for cats and that's what his condition looks like to me - except it's brown instead of the usual yellow/orange in humans.  His fur back there also tends to feel oily and unwashed.  As soon as the weather breaks, he's getting a bath.  And it looks like he's going to be learning to love the cat leash because I think he needs some sunshine (which can really help with seborrheic dermatitis and stud tail).